The Returning Fear of Idiocy and Other Moronic Sewage

April 30, 2012

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Fear has found itself alive, again. And it’s new corridor comes to us in northwest Connecticut via a hangover I honestly believed was cured four years ago when the Greatest Fear-Mongering Box of Rocks was heaved from Pennsylvania Avenue back to his ranch in Crawford, Texas. I’ll admit it. I was wrong.

Posted in: Life, Politics, Uncategorized

Bloomin’ idiot

May 24, 2011

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“Bloom where you’re planted.” If I had a nickel every time I heard that phrase in my lifetime, I’d have a reason to retire. But, since the whole economy thing is in the drain and no one is giving up nickels, and I personally can’t stand “What if..” statements, I’m not going to focus on… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

Ambition

May 18, 2011

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Ambition is desire. It’s the feeling inside of a person longing to achieve something great, whatever it may be. Ambition is one of those things that will drive people crazy, ruin their lives and push them to the edge. In short, ambition sucks just as bad as leprosy. I would know. Ambition is what brought… [Read more…]

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The new and… improved?… me.

April 19, 2011

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You know those cheesy old 50′s-looking ads? They have the “Smiling Bob” guy giving a thumbs up, with some headline like “It’ll blow your mind!!!” That’s how the title of this blog is supposed to look. So put that in your head and we’ll move on… Man, I really need to work on some better… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

We outta New England, so you know we make it rain

April 10, 2011

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I’d be lying. I’d be lying if I told you I miss the heat. If I said I miss the reds, oranges, purples, blues and browns of the desert, I’d be lying. I’d be lying if I said I missed the bright lights, the smoky casinos and the absurdly obnoxious tourists. If I said I… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

There was a buzz.

March 6, 2011

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The title of this blog entry comes from a former co-worker, who, if stumbling upon this entry, will probably say “there was a buzz” in the voice it needs to be proclaimed in. But before I get into the “buzz,” I’m going to run you through this past weekend and why it ranks up there… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

All by myself

February 14, 2011

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Not only is living alone a new concept for yours truly, but it’s a unique* experience in and of itself for anyone in the same boat. No parents, no roommates, no dorm hallways, notta. Me, myself and I. As I sit here in my boxers, drinking milk out of a red plastic cup with the… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

A breakdown of the Super Bowl that has nothing to do with football

February 9, 2011

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*DISCLAIMER: If you were looking for a blog about football, this is not it. This is my obscure view on the NFL’s version of Tim Horton’s Brier, just not as cool. No, literally… Not as cool. In fact, it’s much warmer. Originally, I was going to call this entry “The NewKid’s Take on America’s Favorite… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

A blog during the Super Bowl that has nothing to do with the Super Bowl

February 6, 2011

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OK, Torrington. I have a bone to pick with you. Actually, I have three. The problem however, is I don’t know where to begin. So let’s go with the scapegoat we like to call “weather.” I realize I’ve written a blog about weather, but whether you think you can weather a new one, at least… [Read more…]

Posted in: Life

Close encounters of the Vegas kind

January 30, 2011

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Originally, this blog was going to be about something stupid involving living alone and eating canned beans and weenies. Don’t worry, don’t worry, that will still come some day, but for now, we’ll go with this topic. I had something happen to me today that I believe is worth “noting.” In my travels out and… [Read more…]

Posted in: Beginnings, Life, Vegas
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